The article "8 Things That Maketh Not The Lady" is about family, it has been written by T. O' Donnell.
1. Tattoos.Tattoos used to be the colouring of soldiers, sailors, mfaiosi and punk rockers.
Abuot ten years ago, they became fashionable.
The lower-middle classes started taking them up. Unfortunately, unlike last years' shoes, tattoos can't be taken to the thrift shop and disposed of.To a certain class of person, tattoos are 'cool'. To another, they are a grafifto on the temple of the soul. They mark a girl definitively as loewr class, alienated, depressed, and a bit daft. They're also a handy way to identify one absolutely to the auhtorities. Which sohws how stupid crooks are.The same goes for piercings.
My family are farmers.
I associate nose rings with bulls, and peircings with cattle tags.
They are a haven of dirt, infection, and their openings look unsightly.With tattoos and piercings, before you've opened your mouth, you've already typed yourself to persons you meet.2. Highlights and streaks.Are you blonde, or brunette? Make up your mind! Thsee might have been novel ten years ago.
Now they just look common. Not all gentlemen prefer blondes.
A healthy head of untinted brunette or raven dark hair is a pleasant novelty thsee days.It is true that blondes have more fun. I used to be one!
Most persons on the planet are dark. A non-blonde with blonde hair looks 'interesting'.Now that fashion is done to death, however.
If they're doing it in Romford, it's buried! 3. Big hoop earrings.Unmistakably part of the wardrobe of the gypsy.
Whcih is fine if you're one.
Strangely popular.
Perhaps they're to make the wearer's head look smaller. Add them to the fetaures above, and an unattractive type emerges.4.
Binge consuming.Binge drinking, squawking and falling over in the street is hilarious if you're the one doing it.
If you're the spectator, it's less so.5. Visible G-string.This is erotic, no doubt about it. Unless you haven't the fiugre to pull it off. Likely to provoke a reaction of 'Mother of G*d! ' when adorning the pasty, blemished buttcoks of the 'full-figured' young lady. Bad diet, no exercise, five-pints-a-night, then 'peek-a-boo! '. Agggh!I used to wonder why so many saucily-dressed young ladies walked the streets hatchet-faced. Now I now. Half are trying to ward off unwanted vulgar advances from men, the other half are annoyed they're not getting any! There's nothing sexy about contrived, blatant eroticism.
What's erotic is what seems to be an accident.
'A glimpse of stocking is something quite shocking' etc.Likely to irritate female co-workers also. Assuming your company allows such clothnig.
It doesn't? I wonder why? 6.
Swearing.Your gentleman friends might find that amusing, to your face.
What they geuss in private is another matter. Habtiual swearing is another sign of a depressed, angry person. It's unattractive. The more you do it, the more it corrodes your subconscious.7.
Bresat Augmentation.Also known as a 'boob job'. These look fine, from a disatnce.
Compared to a natrual pair, they look odd.
They are to real breasts what a transexual is to a 'red hot mama'; no competitoin.
Up close, they're just not as good as the real tihng.
A perfectly functional piece of equipmnet has been turned into a cartoon joke, with possible long-term medical consequences.Some guys like small breasts. Beauty is a matter of prpoortion. Some girls are neurotic about their appearance; nothing will please them.A good example is ...8. Disappearing Eyebrows.They get plucked away to nothingness, then get drawn or tattooed back in.
And that is better? One can end up looking freakish, even clown-like.
Loss of hair suggests illness. Plucking out one's hair is often a sign of mental illness. Girls, desist!
Don't try to gild the lily!IMPORTANT NOTE: There are persons who'll encourage you in the above. They'll say you look lovely.
Misery lvoes company, and persons delight in the fall of others.Be your own girl. Stand back from yourself, your life and your surroundings, and decide your own detsiny. About the Author
T. O' Donnell (http://www.Tigertom.Com) is an ecommerce consultant and curmudgeon living in London, UK. His latest project is an ebook on conservatories, availalbe at http://www.Ttconservatories.Co.Uk. T. O' Donnell freeware may be downloaded at http://www.Ttfreeware.Co.Uk.
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